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if my friends and I get super affectionate when we’re drunk



Turtle Hijacked!!


wow they really did adapt frozen well

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mild sexual love blog


Flirty Illustrations of Nerdy Cute Pick-up Lines

A Daily Pickup Line is a collection of Alyssa Duhe’s flirty illustrations of classic and nerdy…

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becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

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Befriend this young gentleman.

My boyfriend is pretty good in Math and math-related subjects. I get by, but just barely. We shared a teacher in different years, in different semesters. During senior year, we took Calculus together but before the semester began, there was a day where everyone was to check the previous semester’s marks and such. All of our friends were going to have the same teacher for Calc so we all just chilled in his room. Whilst talking about the course and course outline, the teacher says to me: “You should really befriend this young gentleman for the next semester. I’m sure he can help you with any trouble you’re having.” while pointing to my boyfriend. Everyone in the room laughs excluding the teacher, and when someone explains to him that we’re dating, he has the most surprised face I’ve ever seen.